“Look, would you just cheer up and enjoy yourselves?” Jarrad exclaimed, opening the driver’s door and stepping out onto the dolomite driveway. “You’ll spoil the whole week if you just mope around the entire time!”
Leonard and Daniel each emerged from the back doors of Jarrad’s car, both looking rather dejected at being separated from their partners. Exhaling loudly, Leo looked around at the serene nature enclosing their holiday house. Towering gum trees surrounded them on three sides, and the entire property sloped downwards towards a rapidly flowing creek which served as one of the block’s boundaries. The driveway snaked for about half a kilometre from the main road to the house, increasing the feel of isolation from the rest of the world.
“Man, this is a sweet place!” Bazz exclaimed, folding up his travel map and jumping enthusiastically out of the passenger door. “How’d you manage to book a fine joint like this, Jarrad?”
Jarrad shrugged. “Luck, I guess. From the sounds of it, there haven’t been too many tourists in this area lately. They seemed pretty keen to have us up here for a while.” Squeezing a button on his keyring, the car chirped as the boot popped open. “Here, give us a hand with the luggage, would you?”
Leo lifted the boot lid and looked at the contents. “You only packed slabs of beer?” he groaned in disbelief. “Where the hell are our bags?”
“I had to find the perfect balance between booze and bags,” Jarrad explained. “I think I struck the right combination. All those sleeping bags and pillows just wasted valuable slab space, anyway!”
“But… what about our clothes?” Daniel exclaimed, glaring at his friend. “And our toiletries?”
Jarrad rolled his eyes. “I’m only hearing problems, not solutions! What did I tell you two about cheering up?” Turning and walking towards the pergola at the front of the house, he tossed the keys up into the air gleefully. “I’ll open up. You guys grab two slabs each and meet me inside.”
Grinning inanely, Bryden strode up behind the irritated Leonard and Wilmo and placed an arm over each of their shoulders. “Come on, guys! This’ll be great! Growing up, I always wanted to get away with my mates to the country, get smashed and have a great time. And now I actually HAVE mates, I can finally enjoy it!”
Sighing, Daniel looked down at the six cartons of beer lying in the boot before him. “Well, I guess I can see the fun in it,” he admitted. “Maybe we’ll have a good time, after all.”
“Yeah…” Leo agreed, looking across at Daniel, then back at Bryden. “But only for your sake, Bazz.” He hoisted a slab of beer under each arm and headed towards the country homestead.
“Good enough for me!” Bryden shrugged, leaning into the boot and grabbing one of the cartons. Heaving and straining, however, he found himself unable to lift even the one slab out of the trunk. Daniel noticed his troubles and hauled the carton out for him.
“There ya go,” Wilmo smiled, grabbing another two to carry himself and leaving one in the trunk. “Jarrad left our stuff at the mansion, so the least he can do is grab his own slab of beer!”
Bazz followed Daniel into the house, entering through the back door into the kitchen. There they found Jarrad already splitting Leo’s cartons and fridging them, whilst Leo checked his mobile phone reception.
“Nothing…” Leo sighed, unable to get any signal from their location in the hills. “We’re completely cut off from everyone up here.”
“Good!” Jarrad interjected. “That way, it’s just us up here, no interruptions. And if there’s an emergency, I’m sure the Gorge tavern will let us use their phone.” He looked across at the other guys. “Trust me, after a few drinks, you guys won’t even be thinking about your ladies.”
Daniel did not look impressed. “Who said we didn’t want to think about them?”
Groaning, Jarrad slammed the fridge door, still holding a six-pack in his hand. “Look, you two are obviously brainwashed or something, but this week actually means something to me! Do you guys even realise that we have been living and working with these same chicks for almost all of our lives? It’s perfectly normal to want to get out on our own and meet new people every now and then, and these opportunities very rarely come up.”
“That’s all well and good for you, Jazz,” Leo retorted. “But not all of us need to go out and hook up with drunken hillbillies these days. Some of us are already in relationships.”
Jarrad snorted. “You and Wilmo are not in relationships! You guys have just settled for chicks that you work with. It’s just convenience, and nothing more!”
“Look, what’s so wrong with dating someone that you’re already comfortable with?” Daniel proposed. “At least it cuts out all the awkwardness as you find out what you do and don’t have in common.”
Breaking apart the cardboard six-pack, Jarrad handed a beer to each of them. “It’s just five days,” he clarified plainly. “Five days, just us guys chilling out and kicking back like we used to. At the end of that, you can both go back to your relationships, pretending like this never happened if you so choose. Just… promise me you won’t let your fun be ruined because you can’t get your minds off Kylie and Zara, okay?”
Pausing, Leonard nodded hesitantly. “All right…” he agreed.
“I guess it’s only five days, after all,” Daniel added. “It’ll be good to kick back and do nothing for a while.”
“Right!” Bryden cheered, twisting the top off of his beer, and the other three did likewise. “To sleeping in, three barbeques meals a day, and late nights at the tavern playing pool and feeding the jukebox!”
Leo, Wilmo and Jarrad all raised their beers. “Cheers!” they all responded, as their long-necks clinked together.
After they all took a drink, Jarrad looked around at the others nervously. “So… I guess we’re going to need some towels and clothes, hey?”